Dating Jesus

I once performed in an original Easter Oratorio as Pilate’s wife. I went out on a date with the man who played Jesus. I was very happy to tell this to my mother, a devout Catholic who was worried about my relationship to The Church.

He had the driest kisses of any I have experienced outside those of my brothers. He was a baritone. I had hoped for something lustier. He did, however, have a voice that could make a person swoon.

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